▼ 5.22｜LOVE BANG: 为什么我们吃的每一个娃娃头雪糕，都有不同的表情？ ▲

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你有没有想过？

为什么我们吃到的每一个娃娃头雪糕，

都有不同的表情？

你以为这是运输过程中雪糕融化造成的巧合？！太天真了！这背后的原因鲜有人知，实际上，娃娃头是位主宰着人类喜怒哀乐的神！娃娃头神教的神——“娃”能够洞悉人类心情的运作规律，他拥有无比强大的神力和权力。

在中世纪，“求娃”还只是宫廷贵胄和富人们之间改变心情用的秘密方式。不料，这个特别的方式在偶然间被佣人们学了去，自己也偷偷制成了娃娃头雪糕，用来让自己和他人的心情变好。然而，这些彼时的穷人与奴隶们“求娃”却并不是每次都顺利，因为他们不知道，“娃”只有在花钱的时候才能显灵，所以那些花精心为自己和家人写贺卡、或亲自DIY礼物的人，总是惹得对方心生埋怨。他们并不知道，只有花了足够的钱，才能换回对方开心。

尽管这样，“娃”依然成了纸里包不住的火，开始变得人尽皆知！人们开始乐此不疲地“求娃”。许多人开始在生日、特殊的纪念日前，用“求娃”来预测是否需要为心里所想之人购买礼物，买什么样的礼物，以博得他们的欢心。求“娃”的方式也很简单，只要买一只娃娃头雪糕，心里想着那个人，将娃娃头雪糕从袋子里拿出，看看娃娃头雪糕的表情就知道了：有时娃娃头是微笑的，这就代表需要所想之人买件小礼物。而当遇到难以解释的表情时，则需要为所想之人多花点钱，买件大礼物，比如钻石、莱卡、施坦威、玛莎拉蒂这类。还有一种特殊的情况，就是当娃娃头的眼睛变得模糊，看起来像是在哭泣的时候，这时候则必须要用花呗或信用卡来购物，才能免灾，换来好心情。

慢慢地，这种求“娃”的方式从西方传到东方，再从东方传到西方，就一代代传了下来。这就是娃娃头消费主义神教。到如今，娃娃头消费主义神教已在全球盛行。只不过，大部分人还不知道“娃”神的存在，不过却都深知购物可以让他们开始的方式。“求娃”也早已不必再通过雪糕这种古老的方式了，各类购物软件的窃听与强大的数据分析功能早已经替代了古老的“求娃”方式，成了人们的新宠。“娃”还有另一个名字，叫做“购物欲”。人类的购物欲从未如此高涨。“娃”也前所未有地强大。

“娃”最擅长的事情之一，就是通过购物改变人们的心情。特别对于那些兴趣爱好不多，无法自控情绪的人，尤其奏效。这些人心理往往容易紧张、焦虑，控制能力差。而“娃”帮助他们的方式也很简单！心情不好，买点东西就好了。没有购物的欲望？“娃”有一套他的方法......

LOVE BANG这次将带你一起深入传说中神秘的娃娃头消费主义神教内部，并带上了几位洗脑制作人和DJ一起上路，和我们一起加入这场探索之旅吧！

Many centuries ago, while searching for gold in a cave in the North Pole, some rich humans discovered the god “Wa” - a giant Wawatou ice cream bar that looks like a face (you know, that one).   

The god Wa said to them, “Little humans, you have finally found me - the Great Wa. You may ask me one question and I shall tell you no lies!” 

The rich people thought hard about a question.   

“Great Wa, we own land, we have gold, and we have many slaves - but we still feel…. I dunno, we just feel depressed sometimes. How can we stay happy?” 

"Good question!" thundered Wa. 

The ice cream bar god, whose expression had not changed, then revealed the key to eternal happiness. 

“First, you must make little ice cream bars that look like me, and pray to me every day.” 

“Then, just follow this simple formula, called The Secret of Wa: If you’re already feeling happy, buy a small gift for yourself to continue feeling happy! If you’re feeling sad, buy yourself a BIG gift, like some land or a small country. And for extra happiness, make sure to buy with borrowed money!” 

Wa continued, "Of course, this happiness is short-lived – just like an ice cream bar. You must keep spending money to maintain your happiness. And you must be very careful – if you suddenly stop spending money, you will be very unhappy. Your friends will suspect that you have fallen into poverty, and they will stop associating with you. You will feel even sadder!" 

The rich people tried to keep The Secret of Wa a secret, but their servants soon found out, and rumors of the god Wa and the key to happiness spread all around the world, from the east to the west, and then from the west to the east, from generation to generation, and so on and so forth. 

Like many stories, the original details were lost in the cream. Newer generations don't even know about Wa, but they knew the ice cream god's secret to maintaining happiness inside and out. 

Nowadays, people don’t need to think about ice cream bars or go to the north pole for answers - Wa lives on in the AI of our shopping platforms! It is very convenient. 

You are hereby invited to a secret party to learn more about the The Secret of Wa and the keys to happiness. A special ceremony!

3ASIC

3ASiC 是来自南京、现居深圳的电子音乐人，在中国和荷兰先后攻读了录音艺术和声音设计专业，他同时还是一位从小学就开始写代码的技术宅。这样的背景让他始终对「声音」和「技术」有着超出常人的痴迷与掌握。他不仅在中文圈和说唱歌手 Jony J 共同缔造了播放量近亿的爆炸金曲《套路》，更受到众多国际音乐平台如 Boiler Room、Fact Magazine、Red Light Radio、NTS Radio、Keep Hush、Bass City的支持，被 Boiler Room 称为「中国最好的低音音乐制作人之一」。他的音乐绝不局限于舞池或低音风格，创作手法也不循常规。他曾制作出一首理论上达不到 LUFS 参数值为正数的歌曲来讽刺行业里的「响度战争」现象。有时他热衷于用无形的极端音色对听众的音箱进行现实世界里的物理打击，有时又会创作情绪丰富的氛围音乐。 
自 2013 年开始，他活跃地参与到中国本土电子音乐场景中，表演遍布了国内各个音乐节和俱乐部，还曾被邀请至欧洲电子音乐盛会 ADE (Amsterdam Dance Event) 演出。在俱乐部里，他总将 Bass、Grime、Experimental、Trap、Techno 等等不同风格的音乐元素融合在一起，给舞池营造独一无二的凶猛体验。近期，作为录音艺术专业的他开始了「玩话筒」即兴项目，旨在现场演出中呈现不可复制的声效和随机的情绪，给观众留下震撼而印象深刻的记忆。由此项目发展而来的声音氛围实验EP《Gillyweed》于2020年12月1日在Eating Music发行。

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3ASiC is an electronic musician from Nanjing who lives in Shenzhen and studied recording art and sound design in China and the Netherlands. He is also a tech geek who has been writing code since elementary school. With such a background, he has always been obsessed with "sound" and "technology" and has mastered it beyond normal people. His track “套路” featuring Jony J has reached nearly billion play all around the world. 


His music has been supported by many international music platforms such as Boiler Room, Fact Magazine, Red Light Radio, Keep Hush and Bass City, and has been called "one of the best bass producers in China" by Boiler Room. His music is by no means limited to the dancefloor or bass genre, nor is his approach to creating music. He once satirized the industry’s "loudness war" phenomenon by producing a song with positive LUFS parameter which is theoretically could not been achieved. At times, he is keen to use invisible extremes of sound to physically hit the listener's speakers in the real world. At times he is keen to deliver real-world physical blows to the listener's speakers with invisible extremes of sound, and at other times he creates emotionally rich and beautiful Ambient music.

MMQ

出于对黑人音乐和唱片文化的忠实热爱，MMQ从小就开启了他收藏唱片，beats制作和DJ的音乐之旅。在游刃有余地游走在各大舞池的同时热衷于为观众分享音乐的知识。他擅长将多种不同风格的音乐利用创意混合在一起，在律动的同时总能听见黑人音乐和HIPHOP音乐的影子。对于MMQ来说，通过DJ去分享好的音乐和传播音乐的知识是他对DJ渴望的来源。
Great enthusiasm for old school music and vinyl digging culture led MMQ into vinyl collecting, beatmaking and DJing at an early age. His constant motivation to be a DJ comes from his desire to share his knowledge of music and to present memorable sonic soundscapes to the audience. Based on hip hop and other music of black origin, MMQ’s creative sets blend various music styles and genres to make people feel the groove. 

DANDI

宇 宙 伪 少 女  D A N D I 致力于把音乐、跳舞、视觉设计的三个爱好MIX在一起的地球🌍居家工作者，（Dandi’s Chilahome) “在舞池里我一直是新鲜少女。” 放什么音乐？——  新鲜和性感的，还有喜欢freestyle 。 
D A N D I a pseudo-girl of universe. Earth Homeworker, who is committed to mixing the three hobbies of music, dancing and visual design together, (Dandi’s Chilahome) "I have always been a fresh girl on the dance floor.” What kind of music is playing? —— Fresh and sexy, I like to freestyle. 

ILLTNa

ILLTNa来自厦门，居住上海。曾经一位专业足球运动员，她现在经常在SHCR的沙发床睡觉。她放音乐放的很杂，但是BPM够高就好。
ILLTNa, originally from Xiamen now living in Shanghai, was a professional soccer player. Due to her knee injury, her main job these days is sleeping on the SHCR couch. Her sets jump across genres, but the most important thing is keeping the BPM 150+.

HEATWOLVES

Heatwolves最近痴迷于在黄浦江自行车道跟自己竞赛。他的爱好也包括听DJ Screw磁带、玩健身环大冒险、啃校村炸鸡、观鸽子、 还有在MPC 500 做Beats. 在这场Love Bang他第一次会做Live Set / DJ Set.
Marinating while steady accumulating. Recent hobbies include consuming DJ Screw tapes, playing Ringfit Adventure, eating Kyochon, watching pigeons, and cooking on the MPC 500. He’ll do a short live set for the first time at this Love Bang, as well as a DJ set.

陈吸吸

这家伙很懒，什么也没有买。陈吸吸是LOVE BANG活动的创意发源点与主谋，近几年LB绝大部分的馊主意都依赖于她龙卷风式的大脑活动。她长期痴迷于图像把玩、工具亵渎、影像洗脑与视效催眠。
Chen Xixi is the creative origin and visual mastermind of LOVE BANG activities. In recent years, most of LB's triky ideas have relied on her tornado-like brain activities. She has long been obsessed with image manipulation, tool profanity, image brainwashing and visual effects hypnosis. Also, her VJing live to the music is Chen Xixi's way of dancing these days.
REMEMBER THE SECRET OF WA:"CONSUME, GET HAPPY!"